Don't Tell Me Looks Don't Matter

Happened to watch the Miss America pageant the other night (my mom made me). As I watched hottie after hottie, i got to thinking... where have all these babes been in my professional life. I have been doing this for close to 10 years now, I have represented probably 2,500 women and you know how many of them I would consider "hot"? i can count them on one hand. so what's the deal? pretty simple really.. if you are a woman and are hot, life is easy. no need to resort to crime. now does this mean that every unattractive woman on the planet is a criminal? no... but the odds sure are against you.